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 Caption GALLERY - previous competition crackers

WINNER: rarely had the Bermuda grand prix seen such vicious competitors" Mark Bertram

• And I made the crash helmets out of one of Jordan's old bras! Marc Falconer

• One of these days I'm going to try riding this thing without being tied to your moped ... Valerie Ganne

• We're bound to win the Tour de France on these! Rob Falconer

• I wondered what idiot paid all that money for Jamie Oliver's scooter at the auction ... Claire Daniele

• "Hey John do you come this way often?" ... "No Dave, it must be the vibration of this scooter." AJS

• Love the new wheels mate, Dave: ye, but i don't give a XXXX for these stupid potties they've strapped to our heads !! John R

• David:Hey John, take a closer look in our mirrors.The coach had to walk back to the hotel by himself while we have these heavy motorbikes. John:hi-hi-hi-hi-hi! Svein-Erik

• "See .... I told you there's no money in squash Johnny.... let's scoot over to the soup kitchen" Simon

• "John, so where's tonight's National League match then?" John

• John and Dave audition for the remake of 'CHIPS'! Jason Savell

• Palmer White Pizza delivery service. Timmo

• alrighty whitey lets get rowdy, do some wheelies, and go pick up some biker chicks Don Pedro

• Even Power couldn't block me on one of these !! JR

• John: "Hey! Check out my shiny helmet!" David, chuckles and thinks: "If you could only see the size of mine, Whitey..." Bonnie

• "So Lance Armstrong has won the Tour de France 5 times? I don't see what all the fuss is about.....Bicycle? oh....never rmind." Mark Bertram

• John helps David test various forms of transport in Bermuda; in preperation for his dash to Edgbaston from Canary Wharf!!! Billy

• "Easy there Jon. You need to put 10p in the slot first." Nick

• With this babys i bet we could retrieve better then Peter. Henrique Nóbrega

• What do you reckon Whitey? Shall we take them out of the carpark? Glen Wilson

• (imagine dumb & dumber) "hey, daaaavid...lets take a quick tour back to australia mate" !! sneep

• You know? Losing in Bermuda once again prove us that squash earn us no money. We're heading off to the MotoGP world tour ... Jeffry Ma

• White and Palmer having double the fun on their new vibrating scooters Daryl Suen

• Palmer: "Hmph... mine's bigger than yours"  David

• Let's see if we can make it two speed records in a matter of weeks!! Sam

• rarely had the Bermuda grand prix seen such vicious competitors" Mark Bertram

• I'm Glad those kids gave us their motorbikes for that racket. Now were going to be on time! Dave G

Winner: Just out of camera the tour beautician rips off a strip of bikini wax from each competitor to give the game a bit of an edge. AJS

• A spider! That's the most terrifying thing in the world, she thought, until she turned around. Rob Falconer

• Sorry, but it was most definitely not me who put chilli powder in your toothpaste. Claire Daniele

• I think my life line's just dramatically shortened ... Valerie Ganne

• Touch my hand again Girl and i'll clock ye one.....TonyR

• Just out of camera the tour beautician rips off a strip of bikini wax from each competitor to give the game a bit of an edge. AJS

• Don't look in the mirror!!!! Mike

• Can you swat that fly for me? Craig

• the trial for the early match start not successful! Jason Savell

• ...and when I snap my fingers you will both come round feeling refreshed and awake.3,2,1 click! DW

• In Qatar, Wispa try a new scoring system - PAR to 9 combined with musical statues! And the music stopped! Billy

• EEEk SPIDER .. step on it Cassie !! TM

• The 3-legged doubles exhibition match didn't quite start as planned. Nick

• Can I do that to you? Jeffry Ma

• BUHU!!u fooled me!buhuuu, u switched rackets.Im gonna tell MAM u did... sneep

• Ewwww! That really smells! Daryl Suen

• As the referee had decided to call the match with his eyes closed, the ladies decided to play the same way. Mark Bertram

Winner: You call that minor inteference? Jeffry Ma

• Jonathon Power launches his new Dive Guy deodarant at the Tournament of Champions. Thierry Lincou: "Maybe you should just stick to clothing and shoes, JP" Shane Slater

• Not only is he a lousy loser, but it was he I saw eating bananas lunch-time ... Mark Alexander

• Gone, gone, and never called me a mother! Valerie Ganne

• Help me up! It's your chewing-gum on the floor anyway! Claire Daniele

• I would have beaten you if I could have stood up. Rob Falconer

• "Who left the squash pics sign on the floor?" Steve

• Powers falls foul of local tournament rules. Three complaints and your opponent gets a clear shot at the ball. Unfortunately in this case Power's opponent misheard the referee when this rule was explained at the start of the game. AJS

• Alas, poor Jonathon he played so well but the referee was full of jest !! Tony R

• Tah Dahhhhh ... it was magic! Craig

• Powers impression of the little Mermaid does not impress Lincou! Jason Savell

• new york, new...YORK!!! Thierry:[thinks]humph,anything for a let. DW

• Thierry is used to Jon's theatrical bent, but has enough when Jon start to act out a scene from Hamlet in the 5th set!!!  Billy

• yes that's nice thierry. If u ever turn your back on me again...ITS OVER!Do U here me...I SAID ITS OOOVER!
  Sneep

• You call that minor inteference? Jeffry Ma

• I don't love you anymore, Jonathon. Thierry, my love! Don't leave me! Daryl Suen

• "The sliding, football type, celebration was a bit much considering it was only the first point of the match." Mark Bertram

• He farted up there, how can I get that ball? Camundle

• "What are you talking about Ref!! That was the best electric boogaloo of all time!" David

 Caption GALLERY - previous competition crackers

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