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previous competition classics


...and this is the dork I lost
the world open to.
Brad


If he doesn't hurry up with that token I'm going home ... Niko
 

Click for a bigger picture ...
"No Martin, even if you intend to go to Vassar for your studies, you cannot play the WISPA event there!" Maureen


Police find 300 witnesses to unprovoked racket attack.
Victim says "I was just having fun" Spence

You might think it's funny now. But when we find out who put the mouse trap in the men's urinals, there will be hell to pay.  AJS


No, sorry love, we play squash here. I think the Anne Summers party is next door. Russ Gilder


(The Dolls) "Don't worry guys,
Vicky told me size doesn't matter"
Mark

Oh God, I think my Air Trainers have sprung a leak ! Marc Falconer
 


Alan says, “Put Tim back before he wakes up, or he’ll think he’s won the British Open”.  Brian Rawlinson


Mark: Precious, where's that tenner you owe me? Precious: I'm a bit short ... Mark Tiernan

New attire has been designed to control ball-temperature during squash matches. Simon Gibson


"For God's sake - I said put in a glass court, not put the whole damn thing in glass - I'm out of here!" Laurie Maclachlan


"hey jimmy ur u luking at ma womin cus jus u waatch it ur al stik ih heid on yi" ... AJS

Where's the on button?   Steve R


KEEP STILL... I'll get this racket
out of your chest in a sec. Gazza


What do you think Sarah, should I blow my nose or just pick it out?
Troy Cross
See the rest of the action in Hurghada ...
 
Hurry up Del, it's killing me holding up this palm tree! Neil Brierley


I think it's stuck up your left nostril ...
Peter Panteli


But Alannnnn, I wanted the moneeeeyyyyyyy!  Andy JG

Used Karakal grips - the smooth rolling tobacco ... Steve Lodge

What's Hilly's birthday message?
So Anthony, any last words before you get the cake in your face?
Louise Comb


Doctors have said that there is nothing they can do for these Siamese triplets. Paul Teulon

Not me, mate, focus on the DUNLOP racket, that's D-U-N-L-O-P ... Steve C


I can see my racquet through your ear
Carl Gilbert

David Campion advises Cassie during the British Nationals ...
"So, we need teabags,
toilet roll, and milk ..."
Steve Evans

'We're not digging the ref up until someone goes and gets the beers...'
C Stevens 


Just wait till I find the b**tard who put the superglue on this towel!
Mark Ferguson


Sally makes a terrific get - balls even Barada couldn't get to ... Christy Looby


CW: What's with the baseball cap? Sarah: Bad hair day- you never know when the squashplayer caption competition is lurking around!
Christy Looby

What's Anthony up to now ???
"Anthony somehow holds his tongue after already having received a conduct warning for foul language."
Mark Rodell


Let please, impaired follow-through!
James Newton


" I swear I saw him in the shower - Parke's "personal" racquet is this big"   Daniel Bradbury

What ARE they doing ???

Jewish squash team perform circumcision on last minute guest 5th string player ...
Alan Sinclair

Marcus Berrett & Lee Beachill
Erm...This wasn't quite what I meant by "let's go bash the bishop"!!!
Lee Beckett



Listen, Paul, I'll feint to hit it deep, you play a straight drop in the middle, and then we'll both block the bastards coming in from either side
Alan Thatcher

Competition #1
You need balls of steel to

play this game my friend ...
Asif Riaz

Competition #2

Too late Peter realises the folly of watching Riverdance the night before a big match ...
Don Stewart

Competition #3
I'm telling you it's too cold

for a yellow dot ball!!!
Malcolm Stainkey

Competition #4

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY...
Paul Jordan


Competition #5

"PSA Fishbowl Court #1, you have been cleared for take-off on runway 215..."
Mark Bertram

Competition #6
What do you mean I should
be on court 8? I've just won 27-0!!
Lexi Panteli

Competition #7
Ok - Drop the racquet and come out with your hands in the air!!!
Omar Osman

Competition #8

He played a drive to the back corner where he'd farted and his opponent was left gasping!
Lexi Panteli

Competition #9

"Left foot blue. Right hand blue. Hold on - are you sure this how you play Twister?"
Steve Lodge