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Nick Matthew seemed unimpressed by the news
that Boris Becker has taken up squash ...
Joanna B
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So Peter why are you so late? Oh
I was just doing some electrical work at home.
LeeW
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The Hammer house of Squash Nick checks out
his silver bullet, whilst the camerman distracts the gay werewolf.
William C
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Look pal I booked
this 5.30 squash court last friday ...
David W
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Pete: "I reckon I could pee in that bottle
from here" Nick: "That's right, an empty squash court & you want to talk
dirty!"
Andy B
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Nick: "Pete, your hair's looking lovely, but
I've just broken a nail!!"
Melanie
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Hey nick, do you
think i need to get another pedicure??
Joelle
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U did'nt bring a ball? Cool, I'll just roll
us one:)
Adrian D
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If he doesn't
hurry up with that token I'm going home
... Niko
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Nick '...with this invisible ball he'll
never see a thing!'
Mick McM
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I've always preffered a left handed ramshank
shuffle and I find that this sideways technique is particularly
effective. what about you Genever, how do you crack one off?
Stu
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What's wrong with a couple of fella's
wearing bra's?
Jeg
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Look at my hand
peter, thats how many points your gonna get!
Barry
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Heads or tails nick? ive just got out of bed
and i cant be bothered playing squash.
Barry
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LOOKS like Nick and the cameraman Pick A
winner.....
Hughsey
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PG, "Nick, they're the
longest pair of trousers I''ve seen u wear all
year!!! What do you reckon???" Ben
G
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Simon & Garfunkle have always
settled their differences on the squash court.
Gumby
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We really must get this
TARDIS fixed. How long do I have to wait to get to the Delta Quadrant of
Sector 3? Steve Lodge
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Didn't know Matthew Corbett
played squash..... Dave Johnson
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Nick discovered early on in
his career that pulling at gum held between his teeth was a great way
for annoying his opponents. Thomas
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Quite honestly Peter, I don't
know why there's always such a queue given the size of this bathroom?!
Colin
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"I'll distract this
camera-man while you flick your booger at the guy on court!"
Andrew
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"Nothing like a little Green
Magic before a big match, right Nick!!!" John
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Damn...this booger is as big
as a squash ball. Kee Boon
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Peter,I've been waiting for
20 mins! Peter:Sorry, i just dragged myself out of bed. Nick:Now they
want to play one more point! Ji
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Hey Peter, this is some good
s#*t!want some? No thanks-I have my own way of getting high.
Lee
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Pete to cameraman: He'll go
blind if he keeps that up ! Nick
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Peter : "Keep still, Nick,
they are taking a picture they are gone use for the caption competition"
Thierry
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Since when did Captain
Caveman take up squash ?! Andy W
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Do you think he picked a
winner?
Mark
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Having plugged himself into a
light socket, Peter was energized and ready
for the match.
Mark Bertram
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After our match, I simply
MUST get a manicure. By the way, Peter, I just LOVE what you've done
with your hair.
DB
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I had the most awful morning.
When I got up the Rolls did not function according to Niles. I had to
drive the Jag myself. I think I chipped a nail doing it.
Erik
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He won't be rolling any
winners like that once the match starts!
Jeremy
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Nick: I reckon if i flick
this ball bearing on court old Pete will just roll over today!! Pete:
Little does Nick know but i am holding the court walls up at this
moment!!
Andy T
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What
should I do with this -
eat it or stick it on the wall for good luck?
Dave G
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Nobody could get past these
ugly bouncers ...
Robert Lindsay
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Big match ? Even a little one
would do for my fag.
Rob Falconer
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Hey, who pinched me fag ?
Marc
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You're right, there's an
awful lot of static in these new shirts
Valerie
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Hey, you're right. That is an
electric socket I've got my finger in.
Clare F
