Caption Competition Gallery
previous competition classics |
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...and this is the dork I lost
the world open to.
Brad |
If he doesn't
hurry up with that token I'm going home
... Niko |
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"No Martin, even if you intend to go to Vassar for your studies, you
cannot play the WISPA event there!" Maureen
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Police find 300 witnesses to unprovoked racket attack.
Victim says "I was just having fun"
Spence |
You might think it's funny
now. But when we find out who put the mouse trap in the men's urinals,
there will be hell to pay.
AJS |
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No, sorry love, we play squash here. I think the
Anne Summers party is next door.
Russ Gilder
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(The Dolls) "Don't worry
guys,
Vicky told me size doesn't matter"
Mark |
Oh God, I think my Air Trainers
have sprung a leak !
Marc Falconer
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Alan says, “Put Tim back before he wakes up, or
he’ll think he’s won the British Open”. Brian Rawlinson |
Mark: Precious,
where's that tenner you owe me? Precious: I'm a bit short ...
Mark Tiernan |
New attire has been designed
to control ball-temperature during squash matches. Simon
Gibson |
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"For God's sake - I
said put in a glass court, not put the whole damn thing in glass -
I'm out of here!"
Laurie Maclachlan
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"hey jimmy ur u luking at ma womin cus
jus u waatch it ur al stik ih heid on yi" ...
AJS |
Where's
the on button?
Steve R |
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KEEP STILL... I'll get
this racket
out of your chest in a sec. Gazza
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What do you think Sarah,
should I blow my nose or just pick it out?
Troy
Cross |
Hurry up Del, it's
killing me holding up this palm tree! Neil
Brierley |
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I think it's stuck up your left nostril ...
Peter Panteli
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But Alannnnn, I wanted the moneeeeyyyyyyy! Andy
JG
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Used Karakal grips -
the smooth rolling tobacco ... Steve Lodge
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So Anthony, any last
words before you get the cake in your face?
Louise
Comb
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Doctors have said that there is
nothing they can do for these Siamese triplets. Paul
Teulon
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Not me, mate, focus on
the DUNLOP racket, that's D-U-N-L-O-P ... Steve
C
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I can see my racquet through your ear
Carl
Gilbert
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"So, we need teabags,
toilet roll, and milk ..."
Steve Evans
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'We're not digging the
ref up until someone goes and gets the beers...'
C Stevens
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Just wait till I find the b**tard who put the superglue on this towel!
Mark Ferguson
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Sally makes a terrific get - balls even Barada
couldn't get to ... Christy Looby
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CW: What's with the baseball cap? Sarah:
Bad hair day- you never know when the squashplayer caption
competition is lurking around!
Christy
Looby
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"Anthony somehow holds his tongue
after already having received a conduct warning for foul
language."
Mark Rodell |
Let please, impaired
follow-through!
James Newton
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" I swear I saw him in the shower
- Parke's "personal" racquet is this big"
Daniel
Bradbury
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Jewish squash team perform circumcision on last minute guest 5th string
player ...
Alan Sinclair |
Erm...This wasn't quite what I
meant by "let's go bash the bishop"!!!
Lee Beckett |
Listen, Paul, I'll feint to hit it deep, you play a straight drop in the
middle, and then we'll both block the bastards coming in from either side
Alan Thatcher |
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You need balls of
steel to
play this game my friend ...
Asif Riaz
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Too late Peter realises
the folly of watching Riverdance the night before a big match ...
Don Stewart
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I'm telling you
it's too cold
for a yellow dot ball!!!
Malcolm Stainkey
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ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY...
Paul Jordan |
"PSA Fishbowl Court
#1, you have been cleared for take-off on runway 215..."
Mark Bertram |
What do you mean I
should be
on court 8? I've just won 27-0!!
Lexi Panteli
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Ok - Drop the racquet and
come out with your hands in the air!!!
Omar Osman
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He played a drive to the
back corner where he'd farted and his opponent was left gasping!
Lexi Panteli |
"Left foot blue. Right hand
blue. Hold on - are you sure this how you play Twister?"
Steve Lodge |
