Ace reporter Ian McKenzie looks non-plussed as Power strips ...

... but nevertheless gets the exclusive interview
(or does he ???)
  • Matthew Wong: Okie ....now ....do me a favour....smell my armpits

  • Lulu: no..no..no....my name is Johny not horny...got it!

  • Andy Booth: Powers 'pits' enduces 'primative' display from onlookers

  • Andy Booth: So that's a medium deep pan with extra's. What was your name again?

  • Ryan Barnett: Okay Ian you win. You still have more hair on your head then I have on my chest. Do you want to wager double or nothing on my arse?

  • Lardy: As the Editor of Squash Player I should know this,
    but which one is the Jonathon Power?

  • Charles: Let's just take off our toupees and see if size does matter.

  • stephen neal: This is my Decaprio in the beach look.

  • Erik: I liked your shoes and I made some designs of my own.
    Can we talk about them. Look here.

  • Erik: So if my estimates are correct, you are not 90-60-90.

  • JD: "Geez, is JP a part time pimp? Gotta get his pager #"!

  • stephen: What a ticket! Indecent exposure-check this hot bod Ian!

  • Jeff Moss: okay, now where are my beads?

  • GS: look, look....mine are pierced too!