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And, to
foster Anglo-French relationships ...
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What's the difference between a Wonderbra and
France?
A Wonderbra has
decent support and a cup.
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What's the difference between France and
Grimsby Fishermen?
Grimsby fisherman
score quite regularly and know where the back of the net is.
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What's the difference between a mini and
Barthez's goal?
You can only fit 2
comfortably in the back of a mini.
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What's the difference between a new student
and the French?
After two weeks a
student has managed to score at least once.
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What's the most expensive ticket on the black
market in Japan?
The next flight
from Tokyo to Charles de Gaulle.
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What's the difference between France's and
China's world cup campaign?
3 days.
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What's the difference between France's World
Cup campaign and Garlic?
Garlic has
influence and tends to linger around longer than French football.
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What's the difference between French Football
and the Euro?
The whole of Europe
is united in its view on French Football.
Here's
some more, marginal, suggestions -
If you don't think they're lookalikes,
just click on them ...
 
Brad Friedel ... Anthony Ricketts
 
Mark Chaloner ... Teddy Sheringham
 
Pete Genever ... Dennis Rommedahl
Emile Heskey/Adrian Grant?
Ashley Cole/Alister Walker?
Nicky Butt/Simon Parke?
David James/Leilani Joyce?
Junichi Inamoto (Chichester)/Pete Genever (Japan)
Thanks to contributions from
Christian Drakenberg,
Patrick Ruet, Tim Garner,
Rory
Dowd, Lars Schmidt, Gary Sherman,
Jo Braddock ...
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