THANKYOU,
NOTTINGHAM
Fram concludes a hectic first trip to the City ...
As usual, I like to tell you a bit about the people that are not
performing, like the catering team at the Nottingham Squash Club,
mainly the always cheerful Nigel and Tony, but also everybody
behind the bar who was able to feed (and provide drinks, only soft drinks
though, you know how healthy squash players are…. NOT) about 120 people
with good, well presented and very varied food. And of course Ria,
at the office, who helped me finding a nice place to write and prepare the
articles. Thanks to all…
But let’s not forget our referees! The master in command for this event
was the International Referee Peter Kramer, and at the desk,
Linda Davie, also refereeing and making sure that everybody was fed
and looked after (me included, as usual). We had Wendy Danzey, from
Nottingham, who was kind enough to welcome a few of the Referees in her
home to avoid the cost of accommodation, Lindsay Williams, who was at the
desk when she was not refereeing, and Bryan Smith, Dave Atkins, Geoff
Williams, Malcolm Parker, Tony Arnold, Ellis Short, John Riley, Graham
Dixon, who had to referee the whole day, basically 10 matches!
Hardly time to chat, have a cup of tea, or even a visit to the loos! A big
big thanks to them. I was told that it was the first year that the Masters
had a referee on every court, and I’m sure it made a big difference to the
teams…
But if you think that the Masters ended this afternoon around 6.30, you
are gravely mistaken.
Party was the name of the game, or, as we say in French describing the
party after a game of rugby, “la troisičme mi-temps”, “the third
half-time”.
We were all staying at the beautiful Town Centre Royal Moat in Nottingham,
only seconds away from the Albert Hall, where the British Open will be
staged in a few months. And on Saturday evening, an impressive party was
set up inside the Hotel itself, in a huge room, beautifully set up with a
round table with the names of all the guests. The food was on time, warm,
light, quickly served, and the desserts were, unfortunately, extremely
tempting…
The Master of Ceremony, and the Big Boss of the Event was the lovely,
busy, typically English (well, from a French point of view anyway), witty
and discreet Eric Cruttenden, who presented the evening by thanking
the creator and inventor of the concept of the International Masters,
Peter Wood. Then he introduced Phil Songhurst, who I understand was
the manager of the Nottingham Squash Club for 15 years, and made it the
home of so many great events. Eric and Phil presented the Trophies to the
winning teams, and I’m afraid to have to report that all four went to
England.
Shame or congratulations?
I can’t take sides here. I’m Press.
Then
the over 50 English team gave a little bubbly token to Eric Cruttenden for
his contribution to the event over so many years, then Eric himself
thanked a few people like Phil Songhurst, Linda Davie, Lindsay Williams and
Martin Wren (from the European Squash Federation), and even me!
Yes, it
would appear that no-one from the Press ever covered the event, and they
were rather happy to have a mad French woman taking pictures of everybody
and talking to every winner and loser about why, when or how they lost or
won…. That was a nice surprise.
But
the highlight of the night came from the Welsh 050 team, and in particular
from Alan James, who not only has a beautiful and warm voice, but
has also an acute sense of derision and humour, as you’ll be able to judge
from this slightly different version of the McCartney classic,
Yesterday:
“Yesterday, squash was such an easy game to play
Now in the 5th I tend to fade away
Oh give me back my yesterdays ...
Suddenly, I’m not half the player I used to be
A dodgy shoulder and a gammy knee
And cramp comes on, so suddenly ...
Why my legs have gone, I don’t know, it’s hard to say,
The court seems twice as long, take me back to yesterday ...
Yesterday, I could play a drop and move away
Nowadays I stay and block the way
Oh yes, I grieve, for yesterday.”
I hadn’t laughed so much for a very long time. Like I told you in my
previous report, I was very impressed by the Welsh.
Now is the moment I apologise. I have to apologise to the teams I didn’t
see playing, the matches I couldn’t follow, and the people I couldn’t
speak to. I chose to follow one event, the 045 Men, that was 15 matches in
less than 24 hours. I wish I could have done a more global report, but I
thought it best to stick to only one.
Once again, all my apologies to the
others…
Thank you the Masters organisation, Linda Davie (of course) and all the
people who made my first visit to Nottingham a memorable event.
Can’t wait to come back to Nottingham…
Au revoir… |

Nigel & Tony

Ria, queen of the office

Peter Kramer enjoys
a brief respite

Eric Cruttenden

Phil's return to Nottingham

Scotsman caught trying to
take a sneaky photo ...

... but Fram gets the last laugh. |